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It's been a few weeks since your… run-in with Kim Kardashian. Since then, you've tried to keep a low profile, staying in your humble cabin and very rarely going out to scavenge. However, one day, a group of traders comes by the cabin. A rare occurrence, but it's happened before. This time however, it seems the men were actually looking for you. They rave on about what they had heard you did to Kim, the rumors of a man strong enough to resist living in the woods. Your exploits have definitely spread… which means that the NWO (New Women's Order) has assuredly also figured this out. You accept some small gifts they give you and send them on your way, realizing you may have to leave soon. As you wake up the day after to do your daily chores however, you head outside and you sight a figure in the distance…
In the distance you see a leggy figure, high heel shoes, looking around. She seems to have spotted your cabin! You curse as you duck down, but she turns around, and starts to walk closer to the cabin. Your eyes drink in her figure… and you recognize her as one of the most powerful women in the new world: Dua Lipa.
She points at you over there. "I've found you! The local celebrity." All you can do is stand there, paralyzed, as she struts over, drinking in her figure.
She looks at you, examining you up and down. "You don't seem like much of a threat.", she says to herself. You gulp, and respond back. "Nope, I'm not. If you just let me go on my way, I'll keep an eye out for whoever it is you're looking for." you try to bluff. She laughs.
"Silly you. I met some traders a little bit ago.