"Hey! You over there, come here!" "Yes ma'am?" "I need you to do something for me, and I know it'll sound weird at first but I promise you it'll be worth your while in the end." "Well, it would help if you tell me what you need…" "Fine, follow me over here, somewhere more private."
"Uh, why the privacy?" "I'm just going to be up front here, I've been away from this backstage for a while. And I come back and I see how these young, athletic girls are running around driving all the good looking guys like you crazy, and I need to see if I still got it. So that's why you're here." "You didn't have to drag me into a dark corner for me to tell you you're good looking." "Oh please, I know I'm good looking. No, I want more than that. I want to feel sexy, I want to feel young again. Can you do that for me?" "I'm not sure I'm following here.." "Oh for fuck's sake.