Hi! I'm Anna Kendrick, and I'll be your Employee Relations Specialist for today! I hope that I can help to make you more productive.
Wait a minute! You were part of beta testing! And here I thought I was going to get a new user's load. Alison always thinks that she's better than the rest of us since she's been here the longest, and focuses more on her star rating and selling the business than providing adequate services.
But enough about her. Let's get your little buddy out, and give him 30 slow, sensual warm-up strokes.
You can do better than that. Here, Alison gave me some sort of experimental lotion, said it should "help you succeed at life." I swear she's gotta be delusional. Again, 30 slow, sensual strokes, but I want you to mean it.
Oh, my god. That's such a sexy cock. If it were up to me, I'd be wrapping my hands around that beautiful penis. 20 medium strokes as you imagine my hands doing the work.
But, sadly, the no-touching law still prevents me from "helping out" some of my more attractive consumers.
But I know a lot of people have been longing for an experience like this for years. I've made it clear that I browse Reddit, and the abundance of people jerking it to me really turns me on. In fact, I've been working within the company to try and establish a sort of Rent-A-Girlfriend service to help establish a more personal experience. I'll show you what I mean.
Baby, it's been too long since we've done this… You turn me on so much… Stroke that dick nice and slow for me, turn me on.
I know you wish you were here with me right now, so you could give me the best orgasm of my life, make me squirt like a geyser.